Father's Day. Admit it, father's get ripped off on Father's Day. They get ties they don't want and kids calling collect.
This year I am doing my part to help out the fathers out there. Ladies, children, pay attention, because the 2008 Father's Day Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten is the:
Top Ten Gifts
for the Ultimate Dad's Day
- One "Get out of Jail (lawn duty) Free" card!
- Anything involving meat, engines and firearms. Note: for the "perfect storm" of ultimate gifts, combine all three in one activity!
- A hammock made from all the lame ties given over the years!
- A contract signed by said wife allowing dad's freedom to wear his favourite 30-year-old "I'm with Stupid" tee shirt to any and every occasion!
- A one year moratorium on all family use of dad's tools and stuff!
- One "Jedi BBQer-May the Sauce Be With You" leather apron!
- Swiss Army BBQ tongs, complete with meat thermometer and sauce dispenser!
- The children actually agreeing to take back their dog and look after it LIKE THEY PROMISED!
- The complete Godfather DVD set minus Godfather 3!
- and the number one gift
for the ulitmate Dad's Day is: - "Time spent with his own Heavenly Father!
Thanks Geoff for the inspiration and kick in the butt to do this.
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment of any of the topics presented.