Assorted Definitions
  1. Thief: A person who finds things before the owner loses them.
  2. Synonym: A word you use when you can’t spell the other one.
  3. Taxpayer: People who don’t have to take a civil-service test to work for the government.
  4. Admiration: Our recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
  5. Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.
  6. Clarity: The ability to give directions without taking your hands out of your pockets.