Just in time for Tuesday if you are still tired from New Years Eve!

• It’s okay. .. I’m still billing the client.
• They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
• This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
• I was working smarter, not harder.
• Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
• I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
• This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
• I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
• I’m in the management training program.
• Actually doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
• This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
• Thanks a lot! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
• The coffee machine is broke….
• Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
• Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!
• Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
• Wasn’t sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lenses without hands.