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		<title>Aged Ailments</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A group of senior citizens were exchanging complaints about their ailments. &#8220;My arm is so weak that I can hardly hold this coffee cup.&#8221; &#8220;Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad that I can&#8217;t see to pour my coffee.&#8221; &#8220;I can&#8217;t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.&#8221; &#8220;My blood pressure [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;My arm is so weak that I can hardly hold this coffee cup.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad that I can&#8217;t see to pour my coffee.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;My blood pressure pills make my dizzy.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I guess that&#8217;s the price we pay for getting old.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, it&#8217;s not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive.&#8221;</p>
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