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		<title>Four Preachers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four preachers had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd man out decided to appeal to a higher authority. &#8220;Oh, God!&#8221; he cried. &#8220;I know in my heart that I am right and they are wrong! Please show me a sign, so they too [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Four preachers had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd man out decided to appeal to a higher authority.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, God!&#8221; he cried. &#8220;I know in my heart that I am right and they are wrong! Please show me a sign, so they too will know that I understand Your laws.&#8221;</p>
<p>It was a beautiful, sunny day. As soon as the preacher finished his plea, a storm cloud moved across the sky above the four. It rumbled once and dissolved. &#8220;A sign from God! See, I&#8217;m right, I knew it!&#8221; But the other three disagreed, pointing out that storm clouds form on hot days.</p>
<p>So he asked again: &#8220;Oh, God, I need a bigger sign to show that I am right and they are wrong. So please, God, a bigger sign.&#8221;</p>
<p>This time four storm clouds appeared, rushed toward each other to form one big cloud, and a bolt of lightning knocked down a tree ten feet away from the preachers. The cloud dispersed at once. &#8220;I told you I was right!&#8221; insisted the loner, but the others insisted that nothing had happened that could not be explained by natural causes.</p>
<p>The insisting preacher started to ask again; just as he said, &#8220;Oh God&#8230;&#8221; the sky turned pitch black, the earth shook, and a deep, booming voice intoned, &#8220;HEEEEEEEE&#8217;S RIIIIIIIGHT!&#8221;</p>
<p>The sky returned to normal. The one preacher put his hands on his hips and said, &#8220;Well?&#8221;</p>
<p>So?&#8221; replied another. &#8220;Now it&#8217;s three to two!&#8221; </p>
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