Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.” The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn’t able to catch him. He falls again, bounces, and comes back up again. This time he is bruised and bleeding.

Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, “What happened? Was the cord too long?”

The first guy says, “No, the cord was fine, but what is a pinata?”

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctorsaid, “your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again.”

To which the gentleman said, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”

One day a frog walked into a bank to ask for a loan. He approached the teller and stated why he’d come to the bank. She explained that she didn’t handle loans and that the frog would have to speak with her supervisor, Patricia Wack.

So the frog explains to Ms. Wack the he really needs a loan. Ms. Wack asks if the frog has anything for collateral, upon which he
produces a small ceramic statue of a horse. Well, Ms. Wack takes one look at the statue and realizes she’s going to have to take the frog into the bank president to seek his advice.

Ms. Wack and the frog are ushered in the bank president’s office and he asks what seems to be the problem? Ms. Wack explains that this frog is requesting a loan and for collateral he’s put up this ceramic horse. What does he think she should do? The back
president responds: it’s a nick-knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan!