Bag-O-Laughs » doctors http://grantsgraceland.org/bag a place you can laugh without having to cringe Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:46:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Die-et http://grantsgraceland.org/bag/archive/die-et/ http://grantsgraceland.org/bag/archive/die-et/#comments Tue, 08 Feb 2011 21:27:11 +0000 Grant http://grantsgraceland.org/bag/?p=331 Mrs. Watson was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When Mrs. Lee returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?” Mrs. Watson nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”

“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.

“No, from skipping.”

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