ON TESCO’S TIRIMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning – keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS:
Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.