- “The Lion Attacked” –Claude Yarmoff
- “How to Write Big Books” –Warren Peace
- “The Art of Archery” –Beau N. Arrow
- “Songs for Children” –Barbara Blacksheep
- “Irish Heart Surgery” –Angie O’Plasty
- “Under the Bleachers” –Seymour Butts
- “Desert Crossing” –I. Rhoda Camel
- “School Truancy” –Marcus Absent
While driving down the road, a motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road.
All of a sudden he spun his car around and sped back toward the fortune teller. As he got closer to the still laughing fortune teller, he began to slow down. He pulled up next to the woman and jumped out of his car and suddenly began slapping and beating her.
A policeman passing by screeched to a stop and wrestled the man to the ground. After cuffing the man he stood him up and asked him, “What do you think you’re doing?”
After a moment the man replied, “Well, I’ve always wanted to strike a happy medium.”
Dateline: Paris, France
A miraculous theft occurred yesterday when a thief slipped in and out of the Louvre with a number of priceless art treasures.
After eluding all of the intricate security measures, the thief was captured just a few blocks from the museum when his Ford Econoline ran out of gas.
Investigators were baffled that a man who could elude such state of the art protection devices, could be foiled by such a minor oversight. When questioned about his gaffe, the burglar replied “I didn’t have the Monet to pay for Degas to make the Van Gogh.”