- What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
- What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
- What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
- What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
- Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
- What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
- To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
- Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
- My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.