Consider This…

• If you can start the day without caffeine,
• If you can get going without pep pills,
• If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches & pains,
• If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
• If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
• If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
• If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, though no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
• If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
• If you can ignore a friends limited education and never correct him/her,
• If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
• If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
• If you can conquer tension without medical help,
• If you can relax without liquor,
• If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then, my friend,
You are ALMOST as good as your dog.