This is a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong:

• I am very unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

• Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

• Gun wounds again?

• A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.

• I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

• Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

• Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.

• You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.

• I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!

• You daring lousy guy.

• Beat him out of recognizable shape!

• I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!

• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

• How can you use my intestines as a gift?