Jack Gremillion tells of the minister who parked in a no-parking zone and left this note on his windshield:

“I have circled this block 10 times. I have an appointment to keep. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he returned to his car, this reply was attached to a parking ticket:

“I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket, I lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”