10. “EEEEEKKK!!!!!!”

9. “Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!! Extermin…”

8. “The GOOD news is … you have termites.”

7. “Do you happen to have a large net?”

6. “Please! Tell me you rent.”

5. “Quick! Phone the police, we have a hostage situation!”

4. “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

3. “Did you know that scorched furniture can be a decorative statement?”

2. “You know, I’m also a taxidermist.”

1. “Ma’am, I’m afraid they have a lawyer!”