On a Sunday morning a mother knocked on her son’s bedroom door and told him that it was time to get up and go to church.

“I’m not going to church this morning,” said the son.

“You gotta get up and go to church”, replied the mother.

“No, I’m not.” said the son.

“Yes you are”, yelled the mother.

“No, I’m not, they don’t like me and I don’t like them. Give me two good reasons why I have to go,” stated the son.

“Number one, you’re 55 years-old and number two, you’re the pastor!”