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I am so happy that I've been married to Sheila for the past 17 years! We continue to grow in our love for each other!
I can't even imagine what it must be like to do the dating game thing these days! It must be scary!
With that thought in mind, let's look at the Summer 2002 Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten, which is:
“Top Ten Signs You Are
On A Bad Date!”
- Your date refused to pay for your bus token and he didn't even let you sit by the window!
- When he asked you if you wanted to do something different on your first date, you never imagined it would be an extensive fungus tour of the city!
- Things were ok until he tried to use an ATM and a SWAT team appeared out of nowhere!
- While at the movies he tried to impress you by eating popcorn with his toes!
- She is the first women you've dated who uses mustache wax to good effect!
- When you open the door, the second thing you noticed is the number 666 tattooed on his forehead!
- Before tonight, you have never seen anyone suck spaghetti up their nose!
- Unbeknownst to you, one of the conditions of the date was that her parole officer chaperone!
- The five tattoos spelling Barb, Bertha, Brenda, Beatrice and Betty that are scratched on his forearm startled you--especially when your name is Bonnie!
- And the number one sign that
you are on a bad date is: - Two words--pierced eyelids!
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at
issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment
of
any of the topics presented.