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In a few short days I, and the family, will embark upon VACATION 2000! I'm pumped! I'm ready! I can't wait! So, with vacation on the brain, the August 2000 Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten is:
“Top Ten Things
You Don't Want To Hear
While On Vacation!”
- Yes, Honey, I'm sure I gave you my wallet yesterday!
- What's wrong, Mister? The water in these here parts is always that color!
- Cool dad! How did you make all those lights flash on the dashboard?
- Don't worry! I hear that the conditions in Mexican prisons have really improved in the last few years!
- At least we still have each other! Honey?! Honey?!
- Maps? I don't need no stinkin' maps!
- No, officer, we're not laughing at you!
- Was the snake brown with yellow stripes, or yellow with brown stripes?
- You say the hornets' nest just happened to fall out of the tree when you were walking under it? What are the chances?!
- And the number one thing you don't want to hear while on vacation is:
- Gee, I would have never thought you were a Christian!
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at
issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment
of
any of the topics presented.